I am such an annoying reader. If authors monitored my brain while I was reading their works, they might very experience true rage. I get frustrated when nothing's happening, and yet I can't bear reading extending action sequences. I am drawn toward immersive works, but I hate things that don't have a clear focus or dwell on peripheral elements purely for the sake of richness. I think writing in dialect is pretentious and distracting, but I demand authenticity. Whew.
I hope nobody reads my stuff like I read theirs.
There's a sobering thought.