Monday, May 21, 2012

Don't Laugh

"Don't Laugh"

Flash Fiction, (c) 2012 by C. N. Nevets


They told me it was the laughing.  That's what got me thrown in here.  That's what made me a lunatic.

It wasn't that I threw a box of staples at my teacher's head.  It was that when she went down the floor and the box fell to the table, I burst out laughing.

It wasn't that I kneed my principal where it counts over and over again until he couldn't breathe and his eyes watered.  It was that I capped it off with an open-mouth laugh.

It wasn't that I beat a kid's head against the bathtub until he fell unconscious under the water.  It was that I snickered and giggled when the bubbles stopped surfacing.

It wasn't that I punched another kid in the nose so many times that his nose splintered into his brain.  It was that I laughed until my face was red.

So I learned my lesson.

If I don't laugh after I'm done beating the crap out of this guy, can I leave?



1 comment:

  1. ...I don't know that I've ever been so creeped out by less than 200 words in my entire life. Love it.

    ReplyDelete

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