So here you go, the official contest rules and parameters:
What's the prize? I will rewrite a moment of your life which you will give privately to me in as much or as little detail as you like, as if it were part of one of my dark, psychological suspense pieces. The Nevetsized moment will be posted here on the blog, and sent to the winner in autographed, collectible form.
How do I enter? Leave a comment on the the official contest entry blog-post which be posted up next week. That's it. Nothing special.
Who can enter? Anyone. You don't have to follow the blog or follow me on Twitter. However, there will be one randomly selected winner for every twenty-five followers of the blog at the time of the drawing. Right now, I have 30 followers, so that's one winner. If by the time of drawing, I have 50 followers, it will be two winners. And so on.
When will the winner be announced? Two weeks from the date of the official entry post.
Why should I enter? Who hasn't wondered what their life would be like if were penned by an author of dark, philosophically-inclined psychological suspense?
So keep watching the blog, and tell all your friends, loved ones, and maybe a few enemies you'd like to see feel the mental anguish of a Nevetsized life.